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NO SMALL PARTS: Verne as movie Mini-me

But as the explicit leaked video of the pair's pasionate romps proved to the world...they wouldn't let a little thing like that come between them.

And after a judge pulled the explosive footage off the internet, actress Ranae, 22, revealed to the News of the World her own red-hot tale of the tape—and just how 39-year-old Hollywood dwarf Verne measures up in bed.

Brunette Ranae admitted: "I never imagined one day I'd date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps.

"But as soon as I met Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn't seem to matter.

"I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months.

"But sex was very different from anything I'd experienced before, and I'd be lying if I didn't say it was tricky making everything work.

"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!

"It wasn't quite as passionate as mini me sex tape with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big.

"On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size."

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Verne Troyer, who portrayed Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies, has sued a porn distributor, a notorious producer and the operators of a gossip website for more than $20 million after a stolen sex tape showing the actor was posted online.

Troyer, who stands 2 feet, 8 inches tall, is claiming invasion of privacy and breach of copyright, according to The Telegraph.

Also named in the lawsuit, which was filed Thursday in U.S. District Cot in Los Angeles, was producer Kevin Blatt, promoter of the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape, according to Reuters.

Porn distributor SugarDVD confirms the tape's existence in a statement on its website, but doesn't address the lawsuit:

    "SugarDVD has confirmed the existence of one of the most shocking and controversial celebrity sex tapes to date! A third party has approached SugarDVD with a full-length 50 minute video of Mini-Me in bed with a hot, young, FULL SIZED sexy woman. The tape includes oral sex, a close-up of Verne's "goldmember", and several shots of Verne looking directly into the camera! 

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I watch this Countdown of top 40 Reality TV moments last night and i think 13th was verne troyer on some show with 3 men and a few girls , mini me was wasted then ended up driving around the house on his scooter naked then wee in a plant - does anyone know what this is from , what the show is called my brother wants to see it cos was so funny thanks x

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I know thats offensive to say but he is mini me sick to watch for me. I dont have a problem with other midgets one of my favorite teachers was one but I dont know maybe its his bald head and the fact he is just freaky looking to begin with on top of the fact he is little.
I dont know who this Karl character is, but I agree with the OP. Verne Troyer is a very disgusting looking and sounding person. You know that part in Fear and Loathing where Depp all messed up on ether and is talking about his dead grandmother crawling up his leg with a knife in her teeth Then Vern Troyer bumps into Johnny Depp? That would be scarier than the whole dead grandmother thing.
I hear he cant even talk, and that WHEN he does talk, its really Mike Myers.

Mike Myers officialy OWNS his life and career, so when mini me "talks" its mike myers recording over those wierd little squealing/whimpering sounds he makes. F_ck vern troyer, hes a nastly little troll who I would feed to my dog.
Take some time and watch TV and you would hear him speak. He's not here to impress or have someone as ignorant as you make stupid remarks about mini-me. Your just jealous because he goes to the playboy mansion.

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