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NO SMALL PARTS: Verne as movie Mini-me
But as the explicit leaked video of the pair's pasionate romps proved to the world...they wouldn't let a little thing like that come between them.
And after a judge pulled the explosive footage off the internet, actress Ranae, 22, revealed to the News of the World her own red-hot tale of the tape—and just how 39-year-old Hollywood dwarf Verne measures up in bed.
Brunette Ranae admitted: "I never imagined one day I'd date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps.
"But as soon as I met Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn't seem to matter.
"I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months.
"But sex was very different from anything I'd experienced before, and I'd be lying if I didn't say it was tricky making everything work.
"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!
"It wasn't quite as passionate as mini me sex tape with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big.
"On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size."
Verne Troyer, who portrayed Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies, has sued a porn distributor, a notorious producer and the operators of a gossip website for more than $20 million after a stolen sex tape showing the actor was posted online.
Troyer, who stands 2 feet, 8 inches tall, is claiming invasion of privacy and breach of copyright, according to The Telegraph.
Also named in the lawsuit, which was filed Thursday in U.S. District Cot in Los Angeles, was producer Kevin Blatt, promoter of the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape, according to Reuters.
Porn distributor SugarDVD confirms the tape's existence in a statement on its website, but doesn't address the lawsuit:
"SugarDVD has confirmed the existence of one of the most shocking and controversial celebrity sex tapes to date! A third party has approached SugarDVD with a full-length 50 minute video of Mini-Me in bed with a hot, young, FULL SIZED sexy woman. The tape includes oral sex, a close-up of Verne's "goldmember", and several shots of Verne looking directly into the camera!
